I went to a pawn shop and sold my wedding ring today for a couple of thousand dollars. I need the money because I am secretly taking my girlfriend to Hawaii next month for a "business meeting." What should I tell my wife?
Ladies you’re getting this all wrong. I love my wife. But my girlfriend is hotter. I don’t want a divorce, her parents are rich and we will inherit a lot.
tell her you ‘lost’ your ring and that you have been frantically searching everywhere for it. go on and on about how you feel so naked without the ring on and how it’s killing you inside to not be wearing it.
I hope she finds out and leaves you. That is horrible, how do you sleep at night?
That you don’t deserve her and you didn’t have the decency to break up with her properly so you’re spending your wedding ring money on someone else besides her. Keep it simple and short, the more you elaborate the more likely she’ll uppercut you in the crotch.
Pig.
That you are a cheating jerk who only thinks of him self
I think you should tell your wife you want a divorce.
Tell her you’re leaving her and she can have the house, car, kids and half your paycheck for the next 15 or so years.
Well I wouldn’t lie about it to her. I would ask her for a break because obvoiusly you are confused about what you want. If you have a wife and a girlfriend, do them both a favor and pick one or the other. It is not fair to the girlfriend to have to sneak around to see you and it’s not fair to your wife because you have a promise to her "to have and to hold until death do us part".
Hmmm, your wife’s name isn’t Katie by chance, is it? Just wondering if your user name is related to this at all.
I think you should have both of them meet. Perhaps they’ll like each other, you can marry both, join one of those FLDS sects in Utah or Texas, and have lots of babies.
You sound like a great guy, good luck with your life!
Have you ever heard of KARMA? Just remember this when you are old and alone. Best of luck on your trip!
Friend !!! just think once.Do you want your wife or not?If you really love your wife tell this matter to her frackly.
Just do what I did. Tell her you got mugged. I sold mine to buy my girl a car. It worked out great! My wife has no clue and my girl is happy. These women are all just bitter because their men are happier with their mistresses than with them.
If you have to pawn your ring to go on a trip…then you don’t need to be going my man.
Tell her the truth…Im sure she wont understand.
Let the fireworks begin!!
there is NO way you sold a wedding band for a couple of thousands at a PAWN shop. nice try
I have to agree, no way you got a couple thousand dollars for a man’s wedding band, especially from a pawn shop. Unless it was diamond encrusted but I am guessing not since you can’t afford to go on a "business meeting" with your girlfriend.
And seriously, you don’t love your wife or else you wouldn’t be doing this. Grow a pair and tell her. Then I hope she takes you for all you are worth!
You are an jerk and I hope she divorces you and you lose everything you have. I also hope that your wife finds out about your trip.
You’re disgusting.
You loser, she should get on that show cheaters. i hope she finds out and dumps you. and who cares who is hot, all that matters is if they are nice, and care about you